What happened to the porn ban

jvlioo:

cofficionado:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

kfrances:

klubbhead:

If you see this in your notes you die instantly

then why aren’t you dead, fool

Buddy I’ve been dead for years

This person just killed me 3 consecutive times

candyredterezii:

holydarkhallelujah:

heyitspj:

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

pearlmarley:

me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

Forgot about tumblr tbh

cutlerydeficient:

thevelvetpelican:

Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.

“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”

“You just cleaned your room, good job!”

“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”

Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.